Satty wags

Well due to my ADD my satty wag is for sale. I thought you might get a laugh from the ad. 

I have for sale the sweetest sports wagon ever produced, this side of the Atlantic, in the USA, in 2000. It's a genuine 2000 Saturn SW2 5-speed twin cam powerhouse. a stubby 5 speed and a raging 124 naturally aspirated horses when new! She may be a lot of car but for a young guy or gal it's motoring heaven!

Sporty enough in a party your face off kinda way! Room for 5 shortys or 4 normal people, room in the back for all your gear! Speaking of gear this wagon has all your party rock'in on lock. JVC deck with I-thingy support and USB for serious tunes? Check! 10" subwoofer in an old school bandpass box with a new sub woofer dedicated amp for that old skool sound? Fo shizzle! When your buds are partied out and do a face plant into the door, NO WORRIES! Nice soft polymer will cushion the blow, and wont retain your friends face imprint. Plus the added bonus she'll always look bitchen because plastic can't rust.
                              
You're thinkin' now but it's still just a wagon... or is it? Damn this may as well be a lambo for real life! It's lowered but not too much on CM2.0 drop springs to give it that tuck but let you into the drive. What does it ride on, what shoes does she wear? They are the finest selection of TSW blades (no really they are called blades) tucked, no.. wraped inside of new and I mean new 205/50R15 BFG G-force tires. When Jackie Frost comes lookin for us you wont have any worries because the Satrun-ghini comes with snows on steel.

  For you because you're serious I'll certify and E-test it plus give it a fresh splash of oil. Act now and I'll let this legend go for only $2500.00!